Sascha Konietzko
This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Wednesday, August 19, 2026 (part of August 2026)
category:
Music
clue: This German industrial leader was anti-fascist long before Antifa was dreamt up, but that hasn't stopped him from being accused of Nazism on account of his nationality, the darkness of his frequently political lyrics, and his popularity among the Columbine shooters. Then again, he's also been long accused of wanting to kill motherfucking Depeche Mode.
explanation: Konietzko is the founder and frontman of KMFDM, whose full German name is an anti-oppression political statement meaning "no pity for the majority" but is often jokingly said to have a different meaning in English-speaking countries. more…
intended difficulty: medium
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky
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