This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo was worth a point in August 2026.

publication date: Monday, August 31, 2026 (part of August 2026)

category: Music

clue: Despite the title of her hit single and her stage name, she's a right-handed Chicagoan.

explanation: Lefty scored a hit in 2026 with "Boston." more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky


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