This celebrity goo was created by player Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie replaced the source image and gooed image, made major changes to the clue, and made major changes to the explanation provided by Chris.

publication date: Monday, November 29, 2021 (part of Winter 2022)

category: Business

clue: This Midwestern grocery-chain CEO depends on workers to keep the business running, just like the four relatives who held the position before him.

explanation: Schnuck is the CEO of Schnucks. more…

difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, LaVonne Lemler, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, Denise Sawicki, Erik Bates, Jesse King, and Scott Hardie


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