publication date: Sunday, October 29, 2006 (part of Round XXVIII)
clue: When Mom dates Batman and Dad's just batty, you're in for a bumpy childhood.
explanation: Suri Cruise was the daughter of Tom Cruise (considered "batty" in the press for his outragenous defenses of Scientology) and Katie Holmes (romantic interest in Batman Begins), still an infant when this goo was published. more…
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Denise Sawicki, Steve Dunn, Amy Austin, Mike Eberhart, David Mitzman, Elliot Farney, Jerry Mathis, Tony Peters, Scott Horowitz, Megan Baxter, Chris McKinnon, Jackie Mason, Adrianne Rodgers, Kerry Odell, and Josh Paddison