publication date: Wednesday, December 25, 2013 (part of Winter 2014)

category: Government

clue: Homeland security literally starts with this Pennsylvanian.

explanation: Ridge was the first Secretary of Homeland Security. more…

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Justin Woods, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Joanna Woods, Richard Slominsky, Denise Sawicki, Mike Rothstein, Erik Bates, and Aaron Shurtleff

The Goo Game That Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain: Do you get a thrill from climbing to a higher altitude? These five topographically-named goos, arranged in order of elevation, will have a special appeal to lovers of mountains and hills.

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