This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo was worth a point in August 2026.

publication date: Monday, August 3, 2026 (part of August 2026)

category: Sports

clue: He wasn't a lawyer from North Carolina. He was a German-Canadian all-star who was the biggest thing in the NHL.

explanation: The German-born Huber played ten seasons in the NHL, where at 6'5" and 225 lbs. he debuted as the biggest player in NHL history. He played in 1983 NHL All-Star Game while still a member of the Detroit Red Wings. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm

trivia: This goo was inspired by founding father William Hooper.

You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.

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