Caption Contest
Anna Gregoline | February 9, 2004
"Ow, my boob!"
Scott Hardie | February 9, 2004
Check it out! Mariah Carey is performing with that gay kid from "My So-Called Life"!
Steve West | February 10, 2004
Announcer: And now a Public Service Announcement from Prince and Beyonce...
Prince: (Dancing on tiptoes) Aaaaaoooowwww! Hey, kids! Remember, skeed pills...
Beyonce: (wildly screeching up and down the scales) Don't you mean skill peeds?
Prince: (singing falsetto) No, baby! I mean spill keeds...Err...
Beyonce: ...Umm. Ah, forget it.
Kris Weberg | February 10, 2004
"Have you gotten taller?"
Steve West | February 12, 2004
Ace reporter Prince getting inside information on the Super Bowl half-time incident.
Aaron Fischer | February 12, 2004
"shut up wench, I'm trying to sing here!"
Amir H. Sufyani | February 12, 2004
"Hey, buddy, my face is up here."
Scott Hardie | February 12, 2004
What a prankster: Trying to one-up Justin Timberlake, Prince has hidden a tiny defibrulator in his microphone.
Anthony Lewis | February 13, 2004
Beyonce: "Yo dawg. Grafitti Bridge? What in the hell were U smokin'?"
Well, that's what I would have likely said.
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Scott Hardie | February 9, 2004

Prince and Beyonce: