Matthew Preston | March 18, 2002
Hey, did you know that E.T. is being Re-Released!?! I can't believe it. They should really advertise something like this.

But seriously, I'll go see any movie that stands a chance to knock Titanic out of the number 1 spot.

Scott Hardie | March 18, 2002
Sorry - I don't mean to be a dick about editing your entries. I just only allow entries that:

A) Have only one paragraph in the main entry text, regardless of how short the total message is.

B) Have fully capitalized titles (except for common words like the, a, etc.)

I used to have up a list of "Rules of Tragic Comedy" for stuff like this, but it was ugly and at the time unnecessary, so I just got rid of it.

Again, sorry. I'm grateful to you for adding all these entries (you rock), but I gotta format my weblog how I gotta format my weblog.

Matthew Preston | March 18, 2002
Well, thanks for editing it rather than just pulling it. You web-nazi you.

Jackie Mason | March 20, 2002
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Scott Hardie | April 4, 2002
"Web-Nazi" sounds like a Spider-Man villain.


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