Movie Grammar Sequels

Steve West | October 21, 2021
Add "-ing" to any movie title. What's it about now?

Ironing Man (The adventures of a stay-at-home dad).
Jurassic Parking (Teaching dinosaurs how to drive).
Fasting and Furious (They're hungry and pretty angry about it).

Steve West | October 21, 2021
Gone with the Winding (Mystery about a missing grandfather clock).
Point Breaking (Keanu Reeves has pencil problems).
The Dirtying Dozen (More realistic remake of Cheaper by the Dozen).

Erik Bates | October 21, 2021
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Steve West | October 21, 2021
Schindler's Listing (One too many steins at Oktoberfest).
The Lasting Emperor (Castro survives 638 assassination attempts).
Outing of Africa (Introducing the LGBTQ concept to the dark continent).

Matthew Preston | October 22, 2021
Staring Wars (Ken Burns’ limitless documentaries on the many interesting wars).

Fight Clubbing (the first rule of fight clubbing is you don’t wear anything with less than 1,000 sequins).

Fording vs. Ferrari (sometimes driving straight into trouble, is better than speed).

Getting Out (riveting story about leaving the house more often).

Herring (one man’s tale of falling in love with an AI fish).

Matthew Preston | October 22, 2021
The Helping (how much is too much at thanksgiving?).

A Serious Manning (what it takes for brothers to win Super Bowls).

Milking (the night the cows fought back).

Ghosting (online dating in modern times).

Scott Hardie | October 22, 2021
The Dark Knighting: A power outage won't stop the queen from performing the ceremony. Be careful with that sword, your highness!

Staring Wars: It began as a friendly staring contest between world leaders at a summit, until things got out of hand.

Pulping Fiction: Two interns at a publishing house are ordered to destroy boxes of undersold books, until one of them unearths a box with glowing contents that they must do anything to protect.

EDIT: Dang it, Matthew beat me to one of these. :-)

Scott Hardie | October 22, 2021
The Frenching Connection: If Popeye Doyle wants to crack the case of the heroin smugglers, he's going to have to start kissing up to the right people.

Babying Driver: Who's a good driver? Who's a good driver? You are! So cute!

Harry Potter and the Ordering of the Phoenix: "It's after Phobia. No, before Phone. Why did you volunteer to work in the Hogwarts library if you can't handle this?"

A Few Gooding Men: Brothers Omar and Cuba Jr. remember the singing career of their father Cuba Sr.

Fisting of Fury: No thank you.

Gardening State: A young man returns to his hometown and decides to put down roots. Literally.

Scott Hardie | October 22, 2021
Never Crying Wolf: A young man struggles to survive in the frozen wilderness until he befriends a mute gray wolf.

Little Missing Sunshine: The family road trip takes a dark turn when someone messes up the head count before leaving the rest area.

The Ringing: Can Samara still curse you to die in seven days if you refuse to answer the phone? Someone tries to find out.

12 Angrying Men: My blood pressure rises every time I try to watch this.

Ducking Soup: You try working in a kitchen with the Marx Brothers and not getting hit with flying food.

Steve West | October 22, 2021
Top Hating: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made it out of spam.

The Quieting Man: (in a loud whisper) Shhhhh! This is the library!

Kings Rowing: Row, row, row your boat... Henry down the stream... Don't let your big, fat, rotund ass... ruin your self-esteem.

M*A*S*H*I*N*G: Story of army doctors during the Irish Potato War.

Bounding for Glory: Documentary about gold medalists of the lesser known Triple Jump track event.

The Right Stuffing: The annual debate as to whether the stuffing goes in the bird or out leads to mayhem.

Scott Hardie | October 22, 2021
Thanks for suggesting this, Steve. This is fun, albeit sometimes inappropriate.

Matthew Preston | October 23, 2021
The Wolfing of Wall Street (invest in overeating… the competition!).

Heating (are you prepared to walk away from your cold house, when the heat is not on?).

John Wicking (he can absorb the messiest of stains).

Soloing (backup singers? Of course not!).

Steve West | October 23, 2021
Green Booking: Rookie makes a series of arrests.

Duningkirk: Kirk vs. sandworms.

La La Landing: Dorothy wakes in a surreal world and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.