On the subject of Bonsai Kitty, I thought I'd introduce Bonsai Watermelons. Bonsai Kitty is a hoax, and the Bonsai Watermelons are apparently real. Go »
It felt good to revisit past editions of the goo game this week! I wondered if I should write something each day, but being offline would have prevented me from keeping up with it. Go »
Drink at 16, Drive at 18
A high school teacher of mine once got us all nervous when he cited statistics showing how much safer we would all be if the US adopted the age limits of most European countries, which is to let you drink at 16 and drive at 18. In essence, he argued that Go »
"I Want These Motherfucking Snakes Off the Motherfucking Plane!"
Yay! (link) When Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. Go »
Today's goo, Art & Photography (1472), has resulted in a number of complaints over its subject matter. Am I implicitly asking people to research child pornography in order to solve it? Go »
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