Lately the mice have been getting into our kitchen garbage, which is really strange because it's in the center of the room. Go »
Far from Far from Heaven
Yesterday I snuck into my first movie in as long as I can remember, possibly ever. My mom and I had spent all day doing Christmas shopping and we were tired, so we ordered tickets to a 7:15 show of "Far from Heaven" and headed to a pizzeria for a quick but relaxing dinner. Go »
Strunk & White's writing advice to omit needless words is a fertile idea for creative experiments, because of elegance in simplicity. Go »
McDonald's is in trouble. Sales are all trending downward and the long-term prognosis is bleak. The company has lots of ideas, but it's generally agreed that fast-casual restaurants like Five Guys and Chipotle are the future, and that McDonald's has to be like them in order to survive. Go »
Make Me Choose
____________ or ____________.
You fill in the blanks.
I'll make one for you after I answer. Go »
I'm saddened by the decline of our favorite restaurant in Sarasota, a tiny four-table sushi bar in an out-of-the-way strip mall. Go »
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