Scott Hardie | January 12, 2002
This spam needs to be seen to be believed. I can't imagine subjecting myself to the pain and discomfort that this sort of thing would cause me if it worked as advertised, not to mention possible unmentioned side effects.

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Matthew Preston | January 13, 2002
hmmm... I could see 300 or 400% maybe, but 600% is pushing it.

Scott Hardie | January 14, 2002
Pretty soon they're going to tell us their pill can help us emulate that scene in "Scary Movie."


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