Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage

Steve West | November 1, 2011
Twitter offerings:

1. That pause after Dora the Explorer asks you a question.

2. Taylor Swift's speech before Kanye West grabbed the mirophone.

3. Eddie Murphy's singing career.

Tony Peters | November 1, 2011
hell even Michael Jackson was married longer

Steve West | November 1, 2011
Gene Simmons' tongue.

Chris Lemler | November 1, 2011
WWE Monday night Raw

Scott Hardie | November 1, 2011
The joke lawsuits over Kim Kardashian's marriage.

Chris Lemler | November 1, 2011
Staying at my wonderful Job.....Haha

Erik Bates | November 1, 2011
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Steve West | November 1, 2011
OJ's white Bronco chase.

Steve West | November 1, 2011
Lindsay Lohan's actual jail time.

Tony Peters | November 1, 2011
1)The Macarena at No. 1 on the Billboard chart: 98 days
2)A McDonald's hamburger sitting out before it decomposed: 180 days
3)The amount of time Violet from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory chewed on a “little piece of gum”: 90 days
4)The time from when Bill Clinton denied having "sex with that woman" to when he admitted that indeed he “did have a relationship with Monica Lewinsky that was not appropriate: 211 days
5)Length of Martha Stewart's time behind bars: 152 days
6)Sanjaya's reign on American Idol: 211 days
7)Forrest Gump's Cross-Country Run: “3 years, 2 months, 14 days, 16 hours” (roughly 1,157 days)
8)Brad Pitt's exercise in growing a beard: 180 days
9)Tim Pawlenty's Presidential campaign: 82 days
and finally
10) Pamela Anderson and Kid Rocks Marriage: 150days

Steve West | November 1, 2011
George Carlin's longest stand-up routine not profanity laced.

Scott Hardie | November 1, 2011
How long it takes Kim Kardashian to get made up to leave the house. Seriously, she resembles a mannequin. Fake hair, fake tan, fake... well...

Scott Hardie | November 2, 2011
How many Kardashians have you been married?

Erik Bates | November 2, 2011
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Tony Peters | November 2, 2011
I've been married for 93.5 Kardashians.........

Steve West | November 2, 2011
I've been married 65 Kardashians. Twice!

Erik Bates | November 2, 2011
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Steve West | November 3, 2011
Well, 65.89 Kardashians if this is for posterity.

Erik Bates | November 3, 2011
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Tony Peters | November 4, 2011
LOLz Erik that's funny

Scott Hardie | November 5, 2011
Aw, that definition ruins the joke "how many Wests does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Now that I think of it, it probably takes Kim Kardashian six personal assistants and three million dollars to change a light bulb.

Lori Lancaster | November 6, 2011
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Scott Hardie | November 6, 2011
I have no idea what you're talking about.

I really didn't want fries with that. They weren't even mine.

Lori Lancaster | November 9, 2011
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