Recent conversation with Brenda:

Me: I watched the neighbor's dog for an hour the other day.

Brenda: That was nice of you.

Me: I let him off the leash and a cop came up to me a few minutes later and said my dog has been seen chasing a guy on a bicycle.

Brenda: So, what did you do?

Me: I told him that was impossible. My dog didn't know how to ride a bicycle.

Brenda: I hope he arrested you on the spot.


One Reply to Dog Lovers Unite

Scott Hardie | April 19, 2015
They could have called in a K-9 unit. The only thing that stops a bad dog with a pun is a good dog with a pun.


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