Gettin' The Animals Out Of My Blog Folder
by Steve West on November 27, 2007
Time to clear out the animal clutter from my blog folder.
Want to make your dog look really tough like the dogs from medieval times? Try some doggie armor.
Want to make your cat look as gay as possible? Try these cat nail covers.
Want to put a live rattlesnake in your mouth? Learn from this knucklehead how not to do it. I love his final quote, "It is kind of my own stupid fault." As opposed to the roving band of crazed vandals who forced you to do it?
An earlier post recounts a weird anniversary for my wife and I. As bad as it seemed it couldn't compare to this first anniversary event for this couple. Cows are evil. I'm glad I eat them.
Hogzilla. 'Nuff said.
Web Junkie
Steve West scours the Web searching for interest or absurdity and then shakes his head ruefully when he finds it. Read more »
Public Service Announcement
For those of you who will be pulled over by the police and asked the inevitable question, "Because I'm smokin' hot" is not the correct answer to "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Live and learn. Go »7-Eleven's Legacy
Aside from selling lottery tickets, 7-Eleven stores are recognizable by two products; Slurpees and Big Gulps. All, I mean all, of their food products should have E. Coli warnings on them and an ingredients list that says "some kind of meat, we think". Go »Brenda's Diet Diary
Dear Diet Diary, As a Christmas present this year, my daughter, Lauren (what a thoughtful darling), bought me a week of personal training at the local health club. Although I am still in reasonable shape since being a high school cheerleader 40 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Juan Antonio (ooh what a name) who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. Go »And A Super Thank You To You
"I can fly!" "I can burn things up just by looking at them!" "I can change the density of my body from the heaviest metal to the most ephmeral gas!" Go »Have a Nice Day!
I'd like to get a part-time job now that I'm retired but can't seem to find any long-lasting energy (Damn MS!). Brenda suggested being a Wal-Mart greeter. "That doesn't take a lot of energy," she remarked. Go »
