Mini-Rant: A Night At The Movies
by Adrianne Rodgers on December 3, 2006

The person next to me was not there to watch the film, but rather to rotate the contents of six paper bags.
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The Black-Eyed Peas Must Be Stopped
Seriously. We've all heard that "My Humps" song they put out. The first time I heard it, I refused to believe that it came from the Blackeyed Peas. Go »
Why Squeezeable Bottles Suck....
Scott's right, it would be hard to get tuna into them. But why oh why oh why oh why must they design those bottles to be so evil? You squeeze and squeeze them, and they only make farting sounds. Go »
Adrianne's Dumbest Goo Moments
1. Guessed Lou Ferrigno for Steve Michalik 2. Very nearly guessed Anita Barone for Brittany Snow 3. Go »
A List of Things That Tick Me Off
1. Crusty old binnies who accuse the current generation of being selfish as they don mink coats and drive down to Florida in Lexus convertibles with lambskin seats. 2. Go »
Happy Freakin' Holidays
Can we please, *please*, give these stores a break people? There's no need to get all up in arms over the fact that Walmart and Target are greeting people with, gasp!, "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." Go »