Mini-Rant: A Night At The Movies
by Adrianne Rodgers on December 3, 2006
The person next to me was not there to watch the film, but rather to rotate the contents of six paper bags.
AdriRant
Adrianne Rodgers complains about life and all its little nuisances. Read more »
I Got Tuna Fish In The Mayonnaise
Which is far worse than getting jelly in the peanut butter. The spot of tuna has begun to fester and spread, leaving a repulsive brown stain. Lunch is ruined. Go »Two Obnoxoius Teenage SubCultures
Goths vs. Emos...this isn't going to win me any friends in the high school set.... Go »Happy Freakin' Holidays
Can we please, *please*, give these stores a break people? There's no need to get all up in arms over the fact that Walmart and Target are greeting people with, gasp!, "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." Go »I Hate Pigeons (And You Should Too)
Pigeon - An overweight urban dove with an iridescent neck and funky little head movements, commonly imitated by dancing humans. Why you should hate them : Their cooing sends a dread through all humans, because if you can hear it, it is probably near enough to be decorating your property with disease-ridden droppings. There is no escaping them, as they inhabit cities world-wide. Go »The Black-Eyed Peas Must Be Stopped
Seriously. We've all heard that "My Humps" song they put out. The first time I heard it, I refused to believe that it came from the Blackeyed Peas. Go »
