The person next to me was not there to watch the film, but rather to rotate the contents of six paper bags.


AdriRant

Adrianne Rodgers complains about life and all its little nuisances. Read more »

Two Obnoxoius Teenage SubCultures

Goths vs. Emos...this isn't going to win me any friends in the high school set.... Go »

The Black-Eyed Peas Must Be Stopped

Seriously. We've all heard that "My Humps" song they put out. The first time I heard it, I refused to believe that it came from the Blackeyed Peas. Go »

Happy Freakin' Holidays

Can we please, *please*, give these stores a break people? There's no need to get all up in arms over the fact that Walmart and Target are greeting people with, gasp!, "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." Go »

Why Squeezeable Bottles Suck....

Scott's right, it would be hard to get tuna into them. But why oh why oh why oh why must they design those bottles to be so evil? You squeeze and squeeze them, and they only make farting sounds. Go »

A Letter To The Director

Dear Uwe Boll. Stop it. Oh for the love of god please stop it. Go »

I Got Tuna Fish In The Mayonnaise

Which is far worse than getting jelly in the peanut butter. The spot of tuna has begun to fester and spread, leaving a repulsive brown stain. Lunch is ruined. Go »