Mini-Rant: A Night At The Movies
by Adrianne Rodgers on December 3, 2006

The person next to me was not there to watch the film, but rather to rotate the contents of six paper bags.
AdriRant
Adrianne Rodgers complains about life and all its little nuisances. Read more »

Why Squeezeable Bottles Suck....
Scott's right, it would be hard to get tuna into them. But why oh why oh why oh why must they design those bottles to be so evil? You squeeze and squeeze them, and they only make farting sounds. Go »
Adrianne's Dumbest Goo Moments
1. Guessed Lou Ferrigno for Steve Michalik 2. Very nearly guessed Anita Barone for Brittany Snow 3. Go »
I Got Tuna Fish In The Mayonnaise
Which is far worse than getting jelly in the peanut butter. The spot of tuna has begun to fester and spread, leaving a repulsive brown stain. Lunch is ruined. Go »
Happy Freakin' Holidays
Can we please, *please*, give these stores a break people? There's no need to get all up in arms over the fact that Walmart and Target are greeting people with, gasp!, "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." Go »
A Letter To The Director
Dear Uwe Boll. Stop it. Oh for the love of god please stop it. Go »









