The person next to me was not there to watch the film, but rather to rotate the contents of six paper bags.


AdriRant

Adrianne Rodgers complains about life and all its little nuisances. Read more »

The United States of Walmart

Walmart: Worst. Store. Ever. Go »

Happy Freakin' Holidays

Can we please, *please*, give these stores a break people? There's no need to get all up in arms over the fact that Walmart and Target are greeting people with, gasp!, "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." Go »

I Hate Pigeons (And You Should Too)

Pigeon - An overweight urban dove with an iridescent neck and funky little head movements, commonly imitated by dancing humans. Why you should hate them : Their cooing sends a dread through all humans, because if you can hear it, it is probably near enough to be decorating your property with disease-ridden droppings. There is no escaping them, as they inhabit cities world-wide. Go »

Two Obnoxoius Teenage SubCultures

Goths vs. Emos...this isn't going to win me any friends in the high school set.... Go »

A Letter To The Director

Dear Uwe Boll. Stop it. Oh for the love of god please stop it. Go »

Dangit!

Newest goo! Totally asinine guess! Realized I was wrong after I'd had the guess confirmation thingy! Go »