The person next to me was not there to watch the film, but rather to rotate the contents of six paper bags.


AdriRant

Adrianne Rodgers complains about life and all its little nuisances. Read more »

The United States of Walmart

Walmart: Worst. Store. Ever. Go »

A Letter To The Director

Dear Uwe Boll. Stop it. Oh for the love of god please stop it. Go »

Adrianne's Dumbest Goo Moments

1. Guessed Lou Ferrigno for Steve Michalik 2. Very nearly guessed Anita Barone for Brittany Snow 3. Go »

The Black-Eyed Peas Must Be Stopped

Seriously. We've all heard that "My Humps" song they put out. The first time I heard it, I refused to believe that it came from the Blackeyed Peas. Go »

Why Squeezeable Bottles Suck....

Scott's right, it would be hard to get tuna into them. But why oh why oh why oh why must they design those bottles to be so evil? You squeeze and squeeze them, and they only make farting sounds. Go »

Empty Ice Trays..

From the looks of things, you'd think it takes an advanced degree to refill an ice cube tray. I guess if I don't want to spend the next half hour skimming ice slivers off of sluggishly freezing cube slots, I might as well just go out and buy a ten pound bag. What do you mean, I'm the only one who lives here?!?!? Go »