Can we please, *please*, give these stores a break people? There's no need to get all up in arms over the fact that Walmart and Target are greeting people with, gasp!, "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." Go »
Mini-Rant: A Night At The Movies
The person next to me was not there to watch the film, but rather to rotate the contents of six paper bags. Go »
Newest goo! Totally asinine guess! Realized I was wrong after I'd had the guess confirmation thingy! Go »
Adrianne's Dumbest Goo Moments
1. Guessed Lou Ferrigno for Steve Michalik 2. Very nearly guessed Anita Barone for Brittany Snow 3. Go »
Why Squeezeable Bottles Suck....
Scott's right, it would be hard to get tuna into them. But why oh why oh why oh why must they design those bottles to be so evil? You squeeze and squeeze them, and they only make farting sounds. Go »
Empty Ice Trays..
From the looks of things, you'd think it takes an advanced degree to refill an ice cube tray. I guess if I don't want to spend the next half hour skimming ice slivers off of sluggishly freezing cube slots, I might as well just go out and buy a ten pound bag. What do you mean, I'm the only one who lives here?!?!? Go »
I Got Tuna Fish In The Mayonnaise
Which is far worse than getting jelly in the peanut butter. The spot of tuna has begun to fester and spread, leaving a repulsive brown stain. Lunch is ruined. Go »
A Letter To The Director
Dear Uwe Boll. Stop it. Oh for the love of god please stop it. Go »
Pigeon - An overweight urban dove with an iridescent neck and funky little head movements, commonly imitated by dancing humans. Why you should hate them : Their cooing sends a dread through all humans, because if you can hear it, it is probably near enough to be decorating your property with disease-ridden droppings. There is no escaping them, as they inhabit cities world-wide. Go »
A List of Things That Tick Me Off
1. Crusty old binnies who accuse the current generation of being selfish as they don mink coats and drive down to Florida in Lexus convertibles with lambskin seats. 2. Go »
Two Obnoxoius Teenage SubCultures
Goths vs. Emos...this isn't going to win me any friends in the high school set.... Go »
The Black-Eyed Peas Must Be Stopped
Seriously. We've all heard that "My Humps" song they put out. The first time I heard it, I refused to believe that it came from the Blackeyed Peas. Go »
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