More Than Meets the Eye
by Scott Hardie on October 6, 2006

Paramount is holding a contest in which one lucky fan will have their line of dialogue added to the upcoming Transformers movie, spoken in character by Optimus Prime. (link) I wonder if they'll take my submission: "I want these motherfucking Decepticons off this motherfucking plane!"
Two Replies to More Than Meets the Eye
Kris Weberg | October 15, 2006
"The Decepticons I can handle...it's these #$#%ing gas prices that are killing me!"
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Aaron Shurtleff | October 6, 2006
My submission would probably be:
"And THAT'S why we don't transform with a human in the driver's seat! Way to go, dumbass!"