Pigeon Panic
by Scott Hardie on September 14, 2006

Since Adrianne doesn't permit replies to her posts, I'll link it here: Poisoned pigeons fall from sky in Texarkana. The chain of events is too bizarre not to reiterate: A pigeon flew into a bank and defecated on a customer, so the bank put poisoned grain on the roof hoping to drive away the pigeons. Instead, dozens of birds flopped dead on the ground downtown – right during the city's annual festival. Is this a real event or a Simpsons episode summary?
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Adrianne Rodgers | October 3, 2006
Serves 'em right! Now, to take out the crows....