The Devil and David Hasselhoff
by Scott Hardie on December 4, 2006


Thanks, JP.
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The creator of Funeratic, Scott Hardie, blogs about running this site, losing weight, and other passions including his wife Kelly, his friends, movies, gaming, and Florida. Read more »

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Amy Austin | December 31, 2006
Don't Hassel the Hoff... and besides, my man David is hotter than the Devil!