Remember back in fifth grade when you had to build that bridge, vague geometric shape, outhose, etc. out of toothpicks? The project so fragile if the bus to school took a turn at more than 2 mph, it would crumble to pieces. Reflect on those projects and prepare to be humbled. I thought the baseball field of green was a nice touch.


Two Replies to Toothpicks, They're Not Just For Club Sandwiches Anymore

Amy Austin | September 17, 2007
Was sufficiently impressed until I saw the guy in the first pic... and then, I said, "Holy Shit-bricks!" (thanks to Colon Blow)... wow.

Jackie Mason | September 17, 2007
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