publication date: Thursday, October 27, 2016 (part of Fall 2016)

category: Government

clue: Is it 1996 or 2016? This do-nothing draft dodger and philander-in-chief is on the brink of returning to his 1990s home and becoming the nation's first First Gentleman.

explanation: Clinton was previously gooed in 1999 with the clue "do-nothing draft dodger" and in 2011 with the clue "philanderer in chief." more…

difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Justin Woods, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Joanna Woods, Matthew Preston, Richard Slominsky, Lori Lancaster, and Jesse King

trivia: This goo was created to celebrate Funeratic's 20th anniversary on October 26, 2016.


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