publication date: Monday, June 7, 1999 (part of Round V)
clue: That commander-in-chief, he's a do-nothing draft dodger.
explanation: Bill Clinton was the American president (and thus commander-in-chief of the U.S. military) when this goo went online. He was often called a "do-nothing draft dodger" because he avoided the draft during the Vietnam War and because most of his policies revealed a patient, cautionary approach to decision-making. more…
solved by: Matthew Preston, Lori Lancaster, Aaron Fischer, Kelly Lee, Ryan Orsucci, and Jennifer Youngedyke
trivia: Yes, this is an illustration made to look like Clinton is evil.