publication date: Monday, June 7, 1999 (part of Round V)

category: Government

clue: That commander-in-chief, he's a do-nothing draft dodger.

explanation: Bill Clinton was the American president (and thus commander-in-chief of the U.S. military) when this goo went online. He was often called a "do-nothing draft dodger" because he avoided the draft during the Vietnam War and because most of his policies revealed a patient, cautionary approach to decision-making. more…

solved by: Matthew Preston, Lori Lancaster, Aaron Fischer, Kelly Hardie, Ryan Orsucci, and Jennifer Youngedyke

trivia: Yes, this is an illustration made to look like Clinton is evil.


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