publication date: Wednesday, June 5, 2013 (part of Summer 2013)

category: Music

clue: She doesn't have a figure typical of best-selling popular singers, but this Dutch singer is almost single-handedly reviving big-band jazz.

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, Richard Slominsky, Matthew Preston, Joanna Woods, Denise Sawicki, Mike Rothstein, Erik Bates, and Steve Dunn

It's Not Easy Being Green: Green is the color of money, of nature, of envy, and of lack of experience. Being named after shades of green has been a curse for these five celebrities: Life has dealt each one of them a hardship, but they hold their heads up all the same.

Similar Goos

Cee Lo Green

This Gnarls Barkley singer had an obscene reply for the girlfriend he saw riding in another man's car. Go »

Hunter S. Thompson

This self-described gonzo journalist was a proponent of freak power. Go »

Chris Brown

This R&B star has scored hits with Rihanna, Frank Ocean, Drake, and Tony Parker. Go »

Gene Clark

David Crosby and Roger McGuinn founded a high-flying folk-rock band with this singer-songwriter. Go »

Jill Kelley

The pen proved mightier than the sword for this Tampa woman. Go »

Meat Loaf

His name was Robert Paulson. Go »

Happy anniversary!

Richard Slominsky joined Funeratic 13 years ago today.

Go for the Gold!

Predict this year's Oscar winners and earn a prize!