Haley Wilson
This celebrity goo was created by Chris Lemler.
Scott Hardie may have altered Chris's goo before publication.
publication date: Saturday, April 9, 2016 (part of Spring 2016)
category: 
Crime
clue: Being a security guard wouldn't be a good job. This St. Louis woman thought bringing a gun into the store would be a stunning way to take the guard down.
explanation: Wilson brought a stun gun to a St. Louis suburban mall and stunned the security guard after she was approached for shoplifting. more…
intended difficulty: hard
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Richard Slominsky, Justin Woods, and Joanna Woods
trivia: Scott revised the wording of Chris's submitted clue.
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