publication date: Thursday, January 28, 2016 (part of Winter 2016)

category: Hoaxes

clue: You don't need a cupholder when having drinks with this Chicagoan.

explanation: Keeton, commonly known as "Canhead," claimed that a medical condition gave him the ability to stick aluminum cans to his head. more…

difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Justin Woods, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Joanna Woods, Matthew Preston, Richard Slominsky, Mike Rothstein, and Erik Bates


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