publication date: Thursday, June 17, 1999 (part of Round V)

category: Sports

clue: The only way to throw a football in Denver is the El.

explanation: Elway was a quarterback for the Denver Broncos. The phrasing of the sentence, including the words "way" and "el," is a play on his last name. more…

solved by: Matthew Preston, Jason Peter Fedorow, Ryan Orsucci, and Jennifer Youngedyke

trivia: This goo was inspired by Elway's retirement.


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