This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo was worth a point in August 2026.

publication date: Thursday, August 6, 2026 (part of August 2026)

category: Health

clue: He wasn't a politician from New Hampshire. He was the British physician who first described a common syndrome, though he might not have used such racist terms to classify it if he'd known that his own grandson would be born with it. Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah!

explanation: Down is the doctor who first described Trisomy 21, better known as Down syndrome or Down's syndrome. He classified different types of it using terms such as Mongolism that are considered racist today. The clue references the Disturbed song "Down with the Sickness" with its gibberish refrain. more…

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky

trivia: This goo was inspired by founding father John Langdon.

You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.

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