publication date: Saturday, December 19, 2020 (part of Winter 2021)

category: Internet

clue: This is today's goo. He shares lots of pictures of goodest boys and girls. 13/10 would boop.

explanation: Nelson runs WeRateDogs, a popular Twitter account that rates dogs with humorous comments. more…

difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Richard Slominsky, Denise Sawicki, and Erik Bates


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