You're guessing celebrities? Who gives a shit? ... Son, nobody's going to give you a prize for knowing who Dennis Hopper is. Even your mother knows that. ... You think it's me? Well, it sure isn't you. You have to do something with your life to be famous. Go »
He earned six thousand six dollars and thirteen cents for owning one of the world's most famous domain names for one minute. Go »
Anybody can complain on YouTube about how uncool it is to take a selfie. It takes more effort to write a book about hating yours. Go »
Be careful if you're typing your guess with boxing gloves on. Go »
While guessing this goo, you move away from the keyboard to breathe in. Go »
Ask this guy a question, and he'll predict the future. Go »
Even MacGyver couldn't do this much with a sharpie, some cardboard, and a website. Go »
This writer takes kissing and telling to the limit. Go »
Getting Subway to stop using the "yoga mat chemical" in their bread and Kraft to stop using artificial dyes in their macaroni & cheese does not require you to have a medical degree, if you have hundreds of thousands of followers who sign your petitions. Go »
He wasn't a starship pilot, but he blogs about playing one on TV. Go »
Like Matthew Inman, he writes and draws a webcomic named for breakfast cereal, but his is best read on Saturday mornings. Go »
This Israeli programmer (and his company) might be last in the alphabet, but he's foremost among those working to make PHP the leading language of the World Wide Web. Go »
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