publication date: Friday, August 23, 2013 (part of Summer 2013)

category: Music

clue: His name was Robert Paulson.

explanation: Meat Loaf played Paulson in Fight Club, from which the quote is taken. more…

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Justin Woods, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, and Joanna Woods

trivia: This goo was originally created for the "Five for Fighting" theme, and was intended as a light-hearted end to the regular season. Even though there were already two other professional fighters in the theme (Omar Figueroa and Gina Carano), Scott spotted an opening for a "king goo" of early pugilist Tom King, and slipped it into the theme in Meat Loaf's place. The Tom King goo wound up being much quite difficult and cost some players a perfect season and prolonged streak.

Summer 2013 Bonus Goos: The game's not over yet! We may have crowned the summer's winner already, but there's still a week and a half until the fall season begins. Enjoy these bonus goos that have no bearing on the score.

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