publication date: Tuesday, July 9, 2013 (part of Summer 2013)

category: Music

clue: His 1987 treatise on religion did not prepare him for a legal constraint.

explanation: Michael, whose album Faith was a hit in 1987, was arrested for lewd conduct in a bathroom. more…

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, Joanna Woods, Denise Sawicki, Mike Rothstein, and Steve Dunn

Bathroom Break: For Steve West's birthday, here are five celebrities who have experienced bad luck in bathrooms, inspired by Steve's plumbing woes. All five goos are extra difficult, because that's the way Steve likes them.

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