publication date: Friday, July 12, 2013 (part of Summer 2013)

category: Music

clue: Conducting her business in a Chinese alleyway brought Heaven down to Earth.

explanation: Wong was a glamorous Chinese singer known for hit songs like "Heaven and Earth." Tabloids photographed her dumping our her chamber pot in a communal toilet in a hutong, an incident that inspired more songs. more…

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, and Joanna Woods

Bathroom Break: For Steve West's birthday, here are five celebrities who have experienced bad luck in bathrooms, inspired by Steve's plumbing woes. All five goos are extra difficult, because that's the way Steve likes them.

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