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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo is worth a point in March 2026.

publication date: Wednesday, March 25, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Wednesday, April 1

category: Movies

clue: Do casting directors take one look at this tall character actor and immediately assign him to play a cop or a prison guard? The makers of Last Light, Homefront, The Hurricane, Dead Man Walking, and The Shawshank Redemption apparently did.

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo is worth a point in March 2026.

publication date: Tuesday, March 24, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Tuesday, March 31

category: Comedy

clue: His satirical reports are often mistaken for fact, but it's true that this funniest American writer has an NAACP Image Award.

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Richard Slominsky

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo is worth a point in March 2026.

publication date: Monday, March 23, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Monday, March 30

category: Philosophy

clue: It's funny how this this ancient Greek would, like his writing, probably be lost to history today if not for the one irreducible idea at the core of his work, because it would be proven right millennia later.

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Richard Slominsky

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo is worth a point in March 2026.

publication date: Sunday, March 22, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Sunday, March 29

category: Literature

clue: This British novelist, who was trapped in occupied Shanghai by an enemy Empire as a boy, crashed into dystopian topics more than once, including in a drowned London after global warming a failing high-rise apartment building.

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo is worth a point in March 2026.

publication date: Saturday, March 21, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Saturday, March 28

category: Fashion

clue: What was the deal with a popular TV star and comedian dating this high school student, who is today a successful fashion designer? In fact, there was everything wrong with that.

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo is worth a point in March 2026.

publication date: Friday, March 20, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Friday, March 27

category: Music

clue: This mean college girl has recorded pop songs, R&B songs, and Broadway songs, but curiously, not rap.

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo is worth a point in March 2026.

publication date: Thursday, March 19, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Thursday, March 26

category: Movies

clue: This actor is no stranger to franchises, having starred in the multi-film series based on Five Nights at Freddy's, The Hunger Games, and Journey to the Center of the Earth.

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, Hugh Spaffman, Wilbur Soot, and Matthew Anderson

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