Belated Captions Please

Scott Hardie | July 14, 2010
Two trends have recently gone by that called out for a caption contest. Better late than never.

First, the encrypted message in the Cyber Command logo (thanks Gary):



Second, the apparent sadness that inspired the "cheer up Keanu" campaign:



Other images are welcome.

Lori Lancaster | July 14, 2010
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Tony Peters | July 14, 2010
#2 Duude........

Steve West | July 14, 2010
#2 'Tis a bit nippy, guvnah. Oh, forget it... Damn you Dick Van Dyke!

Amy Austin | July 14, 2010
lolomglol at Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber...

Scott Hardie | July 14, 2010
(stoner voice) "Woe."

Amy Austin | July 15, 2010
lol... nice...

"Why, oh, why didn't I take the BLUE pill?!!"

Amy Austin | July 15, 2010
cyber message:

Focus on the eagle's wing. Now. You are getting sleeeepy...

Scott Hardie | July 15, 2010
were in ur govmint, wastin ur monies

Matthew Preston | July 15, 2010
#2: Unable to decide, Keanu is torn between the fashion statement of jeans tucked in or out of his boots.

Tony Peters | July 16, 2010
#2 I wonder if its too late to to do Speed 3

Scott Hardie | July 18, 2010

Lori Lancaster | July 20, 2010
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Tony Peters | July 21, 2010
I saved this sewing machine from the brown truck

Steve West | July 23, 2010


What's manlier than growing a mustache? Growing two mustaches.

Dave Stoppenhagen | July 23, 2010
I should have known better than to order Devil horns from MAD magazine!

Scott Hardie | July 23, 2010
Business in the back, party in the front?

Lori Lancaster | July 23, 2010
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Scott Hardie | July 23, 2010
And I thought my pattern baldness was a problem.

Tony Peters | July 23, 2010
why does everybody call me Yosemite Sam????

Scott Hardie | July 23, 2010
You know though, I have to say, the guy with the sewing machine still looks creepier.

Amy Austin | July 23, 2010
José was unamused to be hit twice in a party game of "Pin the Tail on the Jackass"...

Steve West | July 23, 2010
I really have a conjoined twin just below skin level. That's his mustache.

Scott Hardie | July 25, 2010
"How come every time I pass out drunk at a party, I wake up with the Pringles man drawn on my head?"

Kris Weberg | July 27, 2010
"So I said to the barber, lose everything but the bangs."

Jackie Mason | August 1, 2010
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Amy Austin | August 2, 2010
*chortle*

"head'stache"

Steve West | October 9, 2010

Jackie Mason | October 9, 2010
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