Aside from the entire cast of The Jersey Shore, what would you like seen flung from an air cannon for a mile?

A CD of David Hasselhoff's Greatest Hits
2 votes
Lady Gaga's wardrobe
1 vote
Tom Cruise's E-Meter
3 votes
The Sirius Radio satellite
2 votes
The Big Ten Inch Team
0 votes
A plate of Haggis
1 vote
Other (explain)
1 vote

Steve West | September 11, 2010
A team of ersatz scientists have successfully launched a pumpkin for a distance greater than one mile. This is a day many of us thought would never arrive. Fear the mighty air cannon

Aaron Shurtleff | September 12, 2010
...want to know what Big Ten Inch Team is...not sure I want to know if it is what I think it could be...

Steve West | September 12, 2010
The team that built and tested the giant cannon.

Tony Peters | September 12, 2010
How about Lady Gaga and David Hasselhoff?

Amy Austin | September 12, 2010
Don't Hassle the Hoff!!!

Aaron Shurtleff | September 13, 2010
Guess I should have read the article... :P

Tony Peters | September 13, 2010
thinking about Aerosmith huh?

Jackie Mason | September 25, 2010
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Scott Hardie | September 25, 2010
I don't understand why Dave Barry retired his column when there's still plenty of golden material like this.


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