Ten Years Ago

Steve West | August 14, 2010
Saw this idea on Fark.com. Write a sentence that would have made no sense ten years ago.

1) I think they should ban soccer from vuvuzela concerts.

2) These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Steve West | August 14, 2010
3) Known knowns, known unknowns, unknown unknowns.

Steve West | August 14, 2010
4) You put Snooki on my iPad!

Jackie Mason | August 15, 2010
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Steve West | August 15, 2010
5) I punched a hole in my 150" plasma playing Wii.

Ryan Dunn | August 15, 2010
Text me the address and I'll GPS it.

Jackie Mason | August 15, 2010
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Matthew Preston | August 15, 2010
In memory of Michael Jackson.

Matthew Preston | August 15, 2010
I can't get a home loan to save my life!

Matthew Preston | August 15, 2010
World Series champs: Boston Red Sox

Matthew Preston | August 15, 2010
Next to present the Academy Award for best actor, two time nominee and one time winner, Jamie Foxx.

Scott Hardie | August 15, 2010
I started following the president, but I don't think he's coming up with all of those tweets himself.

Ryan Dunn | August 15, 2010
I think Barack Hussein Obama is doing okay as POTUS.

Scott Hardie | August 16, 2010
Next to present the Academy Award for best actor, two time nominee and one time winner, Jamie Foxx...

...who is joined on stage by Academy Award winner Mo'Nique.

(Reminds me of that mid-nineties Simpsons bit where a guy in a hospital bed has just woken up after being in a coma since 1970. "Hey, do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid TV show?" "No, she won an Oscar and he's in Congress." The guy flatlines.)

Steve West | August 16, 2010
6) OJ's in jail but not because he murdered someone.

Steve West | August 16, 2010
7) I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis. (Try saying that with a straight face)

Steve West | August 16, 2010
8) Darth Vader is a whiny beeotch who turned to the dark side because he missed his mommy.

Matthew Preston | August 16, 2010
Lady GaGa says she's proud of her little monsters.

Matthew Preston | August 16, 2010
The series finale of Lost was about... (oh wait, that doesn't make sense in present day either).

Steve West | August 16, 2010
9) James Cameron offers advice on cleaning up a major oil spill, "Fence off the entire area and charge people $10.00 a shot to come look at it."

Steve West | August 16, 2010
10) Al Gore will divorce before Bill Clinton.

Samir Mehta | August 16, 2010
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Aaron Shurtleff | August 16, 2010
12) Mel Gibson is probably the most hated actor in America.

Steve Dunn | August 16, 2010
13) Tom Cruise is probably the second most hated actor in America.

Lori Lancaster | August 17, 2010
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Ryan Dunn | August 17, 2010
"Darth Vader is a whiny beeotch who turned to the dark side because he missed his mommy."

My favorite so far.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Ryan Dunn | August 17, 2010
You see that viral YouTube tweet?

Ryan Dunn | August 17, 2010
9/11 sucked.

Lori Lancaster | August 18, 2010
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Steve Dunn | August 18, 2010
9/11 sucked.

Do you think they should build a mosque at Ground Zero?

Jackie Mason | August 18, 2010
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Scott Hardie | August 20, 2010
If you play Vampire Weekend to Upstage Right, you can capture Cage the Elephant and Them Crooked Vultures with Plus and Global.

Erik Bates | August 22, 2010
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