10-IV-2008 or Beavis and Butthead
by Aaron Shurtleff on April 10, 2008

I'm at work. I took my pill this morning, because I think I forgot to take it last night. From the way I'm feeling now, I think I double-medicated myself. Oops.
I have stuff to say, but no time now. Here's one of my favorite Beavis and Butthead quotes, from an episode where they're watching Jeopardy... My memory might not be 100%, so if this is not exactly right, I apologize. The set-up is the contestant has answered a question, which Butthead thinks is wrong.
Butthead: Dumbass!
(On TV) Alex Trebek: I'm sorry, you didn't phrase that in the form of a question.
Butthead: What are you, a dumbass?
:) That still cracks me up!
Song of the day is "Just Like You" by Ministry. Ministry is on their farewell tour (Called the C U LaTour), and I have a ticket to see them at Jannus Landing here in Saint Petersburg!!! WOO HOO!
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