10-IV-2008 or Beavis and Butthead | Tragic Comedy

I'm at work. I took my pill this morning, because I think I forgot to take it last night. From the way I'm feeling now, I think I double-medicated myself. Oops.

I have stuff to say, but no time now. Here's one of my favorite Beavis and Butthead quotes, from an episode where they're watching Jeopardy... My memory might not be 100%, so if this is not exactly right, I apologize. The set-up is the contestant has answered a question, which Butthead thinks is wrong.

Butthead: Dumbass!
(On TV) Alex Trebek: I'm sorry, you didn't phrase that in the form of a question.
Butthead: What are you, a dumbass?

:) That still cracks me up!

Song of the day is "Just Like You" by Ministry. Ministry is on their farewell tour (Called the C U LaTour), and I have a ticket to see them at Jannus Landing here in Saint Petersburg!!! WOO HOO!

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20-II-2007 or Holy crap!

This is a most Holy of Holy days!!! I finally got a GOO before anyone else!! I'm #1! Go »

25-IX-2009 or GooCon Post Event Report

I'mma let Scott do his post-event report, but Aaron Shurtleff is the greatest live GOO game champion of 2009 ever! And now a short listing of in-jokes from Goo Con Citrus Ridge: Push it, Bowwow. Push it hard. Go »

16-VII-2007 or Here I Go Again

It's Whitesnake-a-licious!!! What's new in the months since I last blogged? Well, quite a bit, but relatively little of it will be of interest. Go »

20-IX-2006 or Man, those Samoans sure are a surly bunch.

That was the punchline to a Bloom County comic I read many years ago. It always cracks me up...which makes no sense, really. Go »

Bonus post: Things I Think I Think

I was replying to Scott's post in Decidedly Undecided, and I started thinking it's nice to be posting again. Even if people were to find my opinions funny or misguided or flat out wrong, if the thought is out there, people can see it, and if I have an error in my thinking, maybe they can help me see things in a different light. I like that. Go »

14-VII-2009 or Oh. Didn't I Mention That??

Ha! I just saw the funniest thing, but I shouldn't make mention of it, since it involves images of me online on Youtube cursing and being a total dick. It's real funny, but of course, if I speak of it, or name the event, then everyone will see me being a weirdo, and they might think that's really how I roll. Go »