25-IX-2009 or GooCon Post Event Report
by Aaron Shurtleff on October 25, 2009
I'mma let Scott do his post-event report, but Aaron Shurtleff is the greatest live GOO game champion of 2009 ever!
And now a short listing of in-jokes from Goo Con Citrus Ridge:
Push it, Bowwow. Push it hard.
Hot Karl Marx. Hot Carl Weathers. Hot Carlos Mencia. Hot iCarly. A whole line of hot Carls!
...Tesla Coils smell bad...
I have a donkey dong. (Not me, but someone else...)
What do you mean you don't know who Stephen Colbert is?!
Scott's mom
Bo Jerkig
Ooh! A piece of candy!
Oh, and Matt Preston was an (incorrect) guess for one of the Celebrity GOOs.
An actual post-event post will follow soon. I'm off to make merry with the wife on her 29th birthday... Wish me luck! :)
...Not that kind of luck! One Aaron is one too many!!!
Nine Replies to 25-IX-2009 or GooCon Post Event Report
Aaron Shurtleff | October 26, 2009
Also overheard at Goo Con:
I'm a happy-go-lucky guy...
I would totally have one big boob!
Jackie Mason | October 26, 2009
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Amy Austin | October 26, 2009
Correction #1: It was "Push me, Bowwow... push me harder."
Correction #2: It was "I got your donkey dong" -- either preceded or followed by, implicitly or explicitly, "suck it".
Aaron Shurtleff | October 26, 2009
Per #1: You are correct.
Per #2: Suck it, Trebek. Suck it hard. Suck it long.
Also:
Heeeeeeeeeey. You might as well give up on yourself.
Amy Austin | October 26, 2009
I already have. ;-p
Aaron Shurtleff | October 26, 2009
Have given up on yourself or have sucked it, sucked it long, sucked it hard? ;P
Maybe both? Hmm?
Jackie Mason | October 26, 2009
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Amy Austin | October 26, 2009
He *wishes* he could forget about Banana Hammock.
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Man, I feel like I never really post anything anymore. :( Fortunately (or unfortunately) for you, the wife is out of town (as usual), so I'm going to try to post something. Not that I really have anything to say.. Go »1-IX-2006 or TT4N!
Well, this will be the last time I blog here until 9/18 or so, when I will be back from vacation. Barring a European internet cafe, or some such nonsense. (How does one get the little accent on the e? Go »21-IV-2008 or Tee Hee
I had to do it! When you find it, you'll know. :) Me, a narcissist? Go »2-X-2008 or Oh, YEAH!
That's why I stopped playing the Devil in Rock Block! I knew there was some reason... Go »20-II-2007 or Holy crap!
This is a most Holy of Holy days!!! I finally got a GOO before anyone else!! I'm #1! Go »
Aaron Shurtleff | October 25, 2009
Sorry. It was Bo Jerkic. My apologies.
And I forgot about the invisible ninja zombies...