13-X-2006 or Yeah, yeah, yeah I know what day it is.
by Aaron Shurtleff on October 13, 2006

Why is it that the sanest people I know (not saying much) always go batsh!t on Friday the 13th? It's a day! Get over it!
I wish I could be here more than once a week. I might have a plan in mind that will solve my lack of time problems! More to come later.
No, my plan does not involve losing my job. ;)
How come every time you come around, my london london bridge wanna fall down? A wiser question has never been asked...in my blog. :P
I'm still alive (much to some people's consternation!), but I'm really busy like a bee! Like a tireless worker ant pulling a giant fat caterpillar back to the mound, I slave away. Like a huge bumblebee...oh, you get the point!
I just got some fishing lures at work today, so if anyone wants to go fishin', give me a call! I just need...everything but the lures! They're freshwater lures, by the way. I would like to go fishin' some time. When things calm down.
Helpful advice of the day, if a cop stops you for going to fast, "Oops, I thought the speed limit was higher" will not get you out of the ticket. Although you will get complimented for your honesty! :)
Helpful advice part 2: Speeding tickets cost a lot. Don't get them.
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2-X-2008 or Oh, YEAH!
That's why I stopped playing the Devil in Rock Block! I knew there was some reason... Go »
3-VIII-2006 or Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em!
First of all, sorry about the MC Hammer reference. I'll explain in a minute. ;) Well, last night I went to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays baseball game, where the D-Rays lost in spectacular fashion late in the game. Go »
23-VIII-2008 or Seen On T-shirt
This is not a great day for writing for me, as the loyal readers may or may not remember. I leave you with this phrase I saw on a t-shirt today: Life is like a jalapeno pepper. What you do today can burn your ass tomorrow. Go »
15-VI-2007 or Feeling Like a Monday...
...but someday I'll be Saturday night. Another crazy Bon Jovi song...got Go »
14-VII-2009 or Oh. Didn't I Mention That??
Ha! I just saw the funniest thing, but I shouldn't make mention of it, since it involves images of me online on Youtube cursing and being a total dick. It's real funny, but of course, if I speak of it, or name the event, then everyone will see me being a weirdo, and they might think that's really how I roll. Go »