13-X-2006 or Yeah, yeah, yeah I know what day it is.
by Aaron Shurtleff on October 13, 2006

Why is it that the sanest people I know (not saying much) always go batsh!t on Friday the 13th? It's a day! Get over it!
I wish I could be here more than once a week. I might have a plan in mind that will solve my lack of time problems! More to come later.
No, my plan does not involve losing my job. ;)
How come every time you come around, my london london bridge wanna fall down? A wiser question has never been asked...in my blog. :P
I'm still alive (much to some people's consternation!), but I'm really busy like a bee! Like a tireless worker ant pulling a giant fat caterpillar back to the mound, I slave away. Like a huge bumblebee...oh, you get the point!
I just got some fishing lures at work today, so if anyone wants to go fishin', give me a call! I just need...everything but the lures! They're freshwater lures, by the way. I would like to go fishin' some time. When things calm down.
Helpful advice of the day, if a cop stops you for going to fast, "Oops, I thought the speed limit was higher" will not get you out of the ticket. Although you will get complimented for your honesty! :)
Helpful advice part 2: Speeding tickets cost a lot. Don't get them.
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23-VIII-2006 or Please think for me, I can't bear to.
Work is going to kill me! I've been out in the sun too long. I need a quick break. Go »
16-VIII-2006 or When the cat's away...
Woo hoo! My boss is out of town! Supposedly, I'm in charge, but it really doesn't work that way. Go »
28-IX-2006 or AGRONOMY AND SOILS CLUB BIG PEANUT SALE!!!
Latest piece of happy University of Florida related e-mail that came through. I mean, it's good that they keep us informed, but I'm not driving all the way up to Gainesville for peanuts...even if they are big peanuts! Go »
31-X-2007 or Quick funny
I was at Target today working, and they were giving me crap. My co-worker thinks one of the other employees was hitting on me (she totally wasn't), and she's been telling people about how funny she thinks it is. Well, anyway, my immediate superior comes up to me, and he's patting me on the back, and he's razzing me, and he says, "C'mon, playa! Go »
29-I-2008 or Clarification
Based on a certain conversation in TC, I just want to say that I am fully and totally aware of the effects of what I have written/will write in this blog could have on me in the future or sooner even. I don't care. I wasn't and I'm really still not ashamed or regretful or a word of it. Go »