Why is it that the sanest people I know (not saying much) always go batsh!t on Friday the 13th? It's a day! Get over it!

I wish I could be here more than once a week. I might have a plan in mind that will solve my lack of time problems! More to come later.

No, my plan does not involve losing my job. ;)

How come every time you come around, my london london bridge wanna fall down? A wiser question has never been asked...in my blog. :P

I'm still alive (much to some people's consternation!), but I'm really busy like a bee! Like a tireless worker ant pulling a giant fat caterpillar back to the mound, I slave away. Like a huge bumblebee...oh, you get the point!

I just got some fishing lures at work today, so if anyone wants to go fishin', give me a call! I just need...everything but the lures! They're freshwater lures, by the way. I would like to go fishin' some time. When things calm down.

Helpful advice of the day, if a cop stops you for going to fast, "Oops, I thought the speed limit was higher" will not get you out of the ticket. Although you will get complimented for your honesty! :)

Helpful advice part 2: Speeding tickets cost a lot. Don't get them.


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09-VII-2019 or Look out, spicy bois!

I saw a meme that claimed there was a petition to change the name of fire ants to spicy bois. I am trying to be hip to the lingo the kids are using nowadays! They do like the word spicy, I'll tell you hwat. Go »

19/20-II-2009 or Guilty Pleasures

Man, I feel like I never really post anything anymore. :( Fortunately (or unfortunately) for you, the wife is out of town (as usual), so I'm going to try to post something. Not that I really have anything to say.. Go »

19-I-2007 or And now for something completely different

It's Friday, so it must be time for Aaron's pointless ramblings on subjects various and nefarious, topics wonderful and blunder-full, and generally funky and spunky. Yeah, that last one wasn't so good, but the first two weren't much with the funny either. :( Anyhow, it should be an uneventful weekend, so I'm looking forward to that. Go »

4-III-2008 or I Kick Ass For The Lord!

If you haven't seen Dead Alive, the title makes no sense. If you have, you're awesome, and I love you, but in a total non-sexual, non-gay sort of way. There is a short clip in the Best Horror Weapons of Steve West's post, which is ironic, because I was thinking of putting it in the New Game thread (where you guess movies...haven't Go »

23-VIII-2008 or Seen On T-shirt

This is not a great day for writing for me, as the loyal readers may or may not remember. I leave you with this phrase I saw on a t-shirt today: Life is like a jalapeno pepper. What you do today can burn your ass tomorrow. Go »

8-X-2009 or ...Aaaand I'm Out.

I'm finishing up work, then going home, and flying the heck out of here for a week. See you all later! :) Big mystery trip. Go »