My favorite trampolinist (Dong Dong...who else would it be?) only got the silver medal this year? I know! I was shocked too!!

Poking my head in. I know! I was shocked too!!

When I was in Goo Game, and I saw Collector (for solving goos in all categories), I looked at my information, and I saw that I had solved goos in 54 categories. "I bet there's 55 categories..." said the pessimist in me. Guess how many categories there are? I know! I was shocked too!!

Um... At work there was a smoke alarm beeping, so the facilities guy removed the battery and checked it, saying it was probably dead. I didn't believe him, so I put my tongue on that fat 9 volt. I know! I was shocked too!!

Ok, fine. I made up that last one. I know! I was shocked too!!

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Two Replies to 8-VIII-2021 or I know! I was shocked too!!

Scott Hardie | August 9, 2021
I'm sure that Dong will bounce back.

There's a goo coming up in that 55th category. Stay tuned.

Scott Hardie | August 14, 2021
You did it! Congratulations. I know! You were shocked too!


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