My favorite trampolinist (Dong Dong...who else would it be?) only got the silver medal this year? I know! I was shocked too!!

Poking my head in. I know! I was shocked too!!

When I was in Goo Game, and I saw Collector (for solving goos in all categories), I looked at my information, and I saw that I had solved goos in 54 categories. "I bet there's 55 categories..." said the pessimist in me. Guess how many categories there are? I know! I was shocked too!!

Um... At work there was a smoke alarm beeping, so the facilities guy removed the battery and checked it, saying it was probably dead. I didn't believe him, so I put my tongue on that fat 9 volt. I know! I was shocked too!!

Ok, fine. I made up that last one. I know! I was shocked too!!

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Two Replies to 8-VIII-2021 or I know! I was shocked too!!

Scott Hardie | August 9, 2021
I'm sure that Dong will bounce back.

There's a goo coming up in that 55th category. Stay tuned.

Scott Hardie | August 14, 2021
You did it! Congratulations. I know! You were shocked too!


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25-IV-2007 or Ze pearl is in ze river

That's a quote from a weird movie I saw back in the day. I think it had Chevy Chase and more vertically challenged people than I can count (including the famous Billy Barty!). The details are sketchy at this point, but I believe there was a secret message to be passed to the person who gave the code phrase, "The pearl is in the river." Go »

3-XI-2006 or Do Not Drink Alcoholic Beverages When Taking This Medicine

Does anyone listen to that? Really? ;) Are there any girls out there who give doctors (or nurses, or other medical professionals) a hard time when they get medications that should not be taken if you "are or could be pregnant"? Go »

13-VII-2014 or What The Hell Am I Doing With My Life

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15-V-2016 or OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!

Someone on Facebook just quoted Caddyshack, and the quote included the name Mitch Cumstein. THE LEGEND OF MITCHELL CUMSTEIN IS REAL!!!!!!! Go »

20-I-2009 or Aaron misses the point?

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26-III-2008 or Late Nite Shenanigans

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