1) At the bottom of my Dashboard, it says:

You are not currently playing a concert with Amy Austin.


Yea. And I ain't gonna! She whipped mah behind!

Although I do think it's quite classy that she hasn't mentioned the College World Series choke by the Bulldogs, which was probably one of the contributing factors in the death of our beloved Uga VI.

2) You know you're a gamer geek when you get an e-mail from your IT guy titled Tips for XP, and you immediately wonder if you can level.

Denise, if that doesn't make sense to you, it will. :)

[EDIT] I see from looking at Wikipedia that today is the birthday Moon So-Ri. I might have to go home and watch Oasis again. Did I mention I love that movie?


Two Replies to 2-VII-2008 or Quick Hits

Lori Lancaster | July 2, 2008
[hidden by author request]

Aaron Shurtleff | July 2, 2008
I think I'm a level 3 Wage Slave now. :)


MiracleASSassin

Aaron Shurtleff uses this area as a dumping ground for his random thoughts... Read more »

30-VI-2009 or Is it wrong to be happy?

I take joy in finding out that the ex that f-ed around on me 3 times while we were dating now appears to be divorced from the first guy she married, and is now apparently married to the guy she f-ed around with all three times we were dating. I am happy because a) she obviously really really liked the guy and b) now I know that it really was her, and not me. I beat the sh!t Go »

25-IV-2007 or Ze pearl is in ze river

That's a quote from a weird movie I saw back in the day. I think it had Chevy Chase and more vertically challenged people than I can count (including the famous Billy Barty!). The details are sketchy at this point, but I believe there was a secret message to be passed to the person who gave the code phrase, "The pearl is in the river." Go »

28-IX-2006 or AGRONOMY AND SOILS CLUB BIG PEANUT SALE!!!

Latest piece of happy University of Florida related e-mail that came through. I mean, it's good that they keep us informed, but I'm not driving all the way up to Gainesville for peanuts...even if they are big peanuts! Go »

3-VIII-2006 or Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em!

First of all, sorry about the MC Hammer reference. I'll explain in a minute. ;) Well, last night I went to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays baseball game, where the D-Rays lost in spectacular fashion late in the game. Go »

4-XII-2006, or The One About Mythbusters

I know that I am so late to the party here, but has everyone seen this Mythbusters show? I just watched it again for the first time a few weeks ago, and that is some good stuff right there! Holy crap!! Go »

3-VIII-2007 or Kickball Follies

I think there might be a few pictures of me from the after-kickball party. If so, I'll give a handy link (since I don't know how to post them here...), in case anyone wants to see what drunk people who play kickball look like! Go »