17-VII-2008 or Severed Penises!!!
by Aaron Shurtleff on July 17, 2008

Read my review of the film Teeth, which probably will be personally responsible for getting goo.tc some fairly interesting hits! :)
Look out, Scott! I'm catching up to you on movie reviews. Ha ha.
I did a yahoo search of my name the other day (What? Don't you?) The fourth hit was the wikipedia page of Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. I did not write that page, but I do own that game. I play it. I love it. I don't know why a Yahoo Search of my name brought that up. If anyone can figure it out, let me know, because I'm perplexed.
Short one today. Less than 100 days to GooCon! Less than 24 hours to MetroCon!!!
Four Replies to 17-VII-2008 or Severed Penises!!!
Aaron Shurtleff | July 18, 2008
Not so much fwapping, really. Or maybe my mind was just so paralyzed from the thought of what it was seeing that it seemed motionless to me...
I was hoping the response would be about why my name came up with the game... It's killing me! :)
Lori Lancaster | July 21, 2008
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Aaron Shurtleff | July 22, 2008
I don't know!!! That's why it's crazy!
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3-VIII-2007 or Kickball Follies
I think there might be a few pictures of me from the after-kickball party. If so, I'll give a handy link (since I don't know how to post them here...), in case anyone wants to see what drunk people who play kickball look like! Go »
26-VIII-2008 or Furious Ranting (nfsw)
This is a quick hit for you all. AND I SERIOUSLY THE ONLY PERSON IN AMERICA WHO DOESN'T GIVE A RAT'S SMELLY ASS WHAT THE CANDIDATE'S WIVES THINK?! I DON'T CARE ABOUT MICHELLE OBAMA, AND I CANNOT FATHOM ANYONE VOTING BASED ON ANYTHING SHE THINKS. Go »
15-VI-2007 or Feeling Like a Monday...
...but someday I'll be Saturday night. Another crazy Bon Jovi song...got Go »
6-X-2006 or It's a holiday! I'm at work!
It is a little known fact that most of the University of Florida system shuts down on the Friday of Homecoming weekend. Unless you are deemed an essential employee, you would be sitting at home right now, possibly with an adult beverage in hand, relaxing. Or, you might be at the Gator Growl, which is some kind of pep rally or something, to get you psyched up for the big game, against LSU of all teams! Go »
8-VIII-2021 or I know! I was shocked too!!
My favorite trampolinist (Dong Dong...who else would it be?) only got the silver medal this year? Go »
Lori Lancaster | July 18, 2008
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