17-VII-2008 or Severed Penises!!!
by Aaron Shurtleff on July 17, 2008

Read my review of the film Teeth, which probably will be personally responsible for getting goo.tc some fairly interesting hits! :)
Look out, Scott! I'm catching up to you on movie reviews. Ha ha.
I did a yahoo search of my name the other day (What? Don't you?) The fourth hit was the wikipedia page of Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. I did not write that page, but I do own that game. I play it. I love it. I don't know why a Yahoo Search of my name brought that up. If anyone can figure it out, let me know, because I'm perplexed.
Short one today. Less than 100 days to GooCon! Less than 24 hours to MetroCon!!!
Four Replies to 17-VII-2008 or Severed Penises!!!
Aaron Shurtleff | July 18, 2008
Not so much fwapping, really. Or maybe my mind was just so paralyzed from the thought of what it was seeing that it seemed motionless to me...
I was hoping the response would be about why my name came up with the game... It's killing me! :)
Lori Lancaster | July 21, 2008
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Aaron Shurtleff | July 22, 2008
I don't know!!! That's why it's crazy!
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10-IV-2008 or Beavis and Butthead
I'm at work. I took my pill this morning, because I think I forgot to take it last night. From the way I'm feeling now, I think I double-medicated myself. Go »
26-VIII-2008 or Furious Ranting (nfsw)
This is a quick hit for you all. AND I SERIOUSLY THE ONLY PERSON IN AMERICA WHO DOESN'T GIVE A RAT'S SMELLY ASS WHAT THE CANDIDATE'S WIVES THINK?! I DON'T CARE ABOUT MICHELLE OBAMA, AND I CANNOT FATHOM ANYONE VOTING BASED ON ANYTHING SHE THINKS. Go »
18-VII-2007 or Three Days In A Row?
I know! I don't believe it either! And to all the haters out there, I got my hater-blockers on! Go »
17-I-2007 or Henry Rollins ain't got nothing on me!
So, the results are in, and I'm still walking the streets, so that's good...maybe. I really should have seen this coming, but I did exceptional on the test...sort of. Go »
24-VI-2019 or Your move!
So, some of my co-workers (though technically subordinates, but I hate those kinds of terms) went digging around on the interwebs and found me here on Funeratic. They said I should write more blog posts because they are great. Ok. Go »
Lori Lancaster | July 18, 2008
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