17-VII-2008 or Severed Penises!!!
by Aaron Shurtleff on July 17, 2008

Read my review of the film Teeth, which probably will be personally responsible for getting goo.tc some fairly interesting hits! :)

Look out, Scott! I'm catching up to you on movie reviews. Ha ha.

I did a yahoo search of my name the other day (What? Don't you?) The fourth hit was the wikipedia page of Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. I did not write that page, but I do own that game. I play it. I love it. I don't know why a Yahoo Search of my name brought that up. If anyone can figure it out, let me know, because I'm perplexed.

Short one today. Less than 100 days to GooCon! Less than 24 hours to MetroCon!!!

Four Replies to 17-VII-2008 or Severed Penises!!!

Lori Lancaster | July 18, 2008
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Aaron Shurtleff | July 18, 2008
Not so much fwapping, really. Or maybe my mind was just so paralyzed from the thought of what it was seeing that it seemed motionless to me...

I was hoping the response would be about why my name came up with the game... It's killing me! :)

Lori Lancaster | July 21, 2008
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Aaron Shurtleff | July 22, 2008
I don't know!!! That's why it's crazy!

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Addendum

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