Christmas Post #3: Syphilis For Christmas
by Steve West on November 6, 2007

Lyme disease, E. Coli, and even Mad Cow are all available to gift your loved one with as a plush toy. Be sure to check the venereal section!
Three Replies to Christmas Post #3: Syphilis For Christmas
Steve West | November 6, 2007
I'm not trying to put this down! If you have an interest in the subject, I can see how these would be tempting.
Amy Austin | November 7, 2007
I've seen these before, and I think they're awesome.
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Aaron Shurtleff | November 6, 2007
Be careful, now! My wife has the entire collection of algae plushes from this collection! :)
No, that's true and serious... :D