David Blaine, Time Traveling Demon
by Steve West on August 26, 2007

Hilarious parody of David Blaine and his magic victims. Part I & Part II.
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Amy Austin | August 28, 2007
Oh my fucking God... that was so fucking funny, I almost choked on my laughing... and I think I almost pissed orange soda, too...
I'm still wiping away the tears... and I'm pretty sure it's orange soda!