Real Life Comedy/Tragedy
by Steve West on April 30, 2024
Recent conversation with Brenda:
Me: Why did you marry me?
Brenda: Because you're funny,
Me: I thought it was because I was good in bed.
Brenda: You see? You're hilarious.
Web Junkie
Steve West scours the Web searching for interest or absurdity and then shakes his head ruefully when he finds it. Read more »
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