I've been fairly busy for the last several days, going through writing-tutor training for Fall, reading for exams, and using


Ten Replies to Like, Real Gone, Daddy-O

Lori Lancaster | August 23, 2006
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Lori Lancaster | August 23, 2006
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Jackie Mason | August 24, 2006
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Kris Weberg | August 24, 2006
Lori, I'm just making fun of my own material, like I did in my second post.

As a rule everyone please, assume I am not making fun of anyone here whenever I post.

Also your guess is good, but not accurate.

Lori Lancaster | August 24, 2006
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Amy Austin | August 24, 2006
Well, I was going to suggest "Beat Generation" as the common thread, but I'm still unsure.

Kris Weberg | August 24, 2006
A handy guide to the subject lines for this round:

Like, Real Gone, Daddy-O
Don't Leave Me Hangin' on the Telephone
Collaborative Theatre with Irrational Actors
Natural Deselection
'Round Midnight

The rule common to all of those will be the answer.

Aaron Shurtleff | August 24, 2006
Are they all lines out of 70's songs? I know some of them are, but I don't know about all of them...

I can't wait to see SOaP!!! God, it'll be so awesome! I hear Samuel L. Jackson might curse! He's the best curser! *swoon*

Oh, wait. I was taking back sarcasm, not irony. Nevermind.

Jackie Mason | August 25, 2006
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Kris Weberg | August 25, 2006
Hint: it's not a pop culture reference.


Berserk Wig

Legend has it that Kris Weberg's head is filled with delicious candy, which is why he avoids blindfolded children carrying sticks. Fortunately for you, he's decided to empty the leftovers here at his blog for your amusement and bemusement. Read more »

Imaginary Exploits of a Hairpiece Gone Mad

I stop blogging for a week to read up on political theology, and the world goes awry: planets vanish from the heavens, fantasy football gains a stereotypically "feminine" counterpart, and America's children become catastrophically dumber. And the worst of it is, I haven't really got much to post about in my life, unless someone here is up for a discussion of Walter Benjamin's metaphor of the automaton and the dwarf, which is nowhere near as funny as the dirty joke you probably just made up while reading that phrase. (See, there's this chess-playing automaton, and it represents historical materialism, but the machine is animated by a hidden dwarf who represents theology....oh, Go »

Like the first census in China

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* 'Round Midnight

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Nominal Returns on Unfulfilled Promises

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Collaborative Theatre with Irrational Actors

At a certain point, I guess everyone realizes that it's no use arguing with someone who's coming from virtually a different planet in terms of assumptions and opinions. And at a certain other point, some people realize that they cannot stop despite the uselessness of going on. While that sort of argument only very rarely happens to me here at TC, it certainly happens to me elsewhere, where I use various Zaba-proof psuedonyms to conduct my arguments about subjects ranging from the pointless to the inane. Go »

Don't Leave Me Hangin' on the Telephone

"Goodbye" is, increasingly, the midpoint of every conversation I have online or on wireless. Every phone call with a friend or relative seems to turn into one of Eliot's winding streets, though usually neither tedious nor insidious. I thought this might help, but it's painfully generic advice: There are several ways that you can end a long phone call without making up a story or sounding rude: Leave the conversation open. Go »