New Baby Upstairs
by Scott Hardie on October 2, 2009
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Six Replies to New Baby Upstairs
Kelly Lee | October 2, 2009
Ha HA! Deaf for the win!
Matthew Preston | October 2, 2009
I feel for you man. Never underestimate the power of earplugs! I actually doubled up once (wax covering type over inner ear type) because of the new puppy living on the premises.
Aaron Shurtleff | October 2, 2009
Oh my GOD! I was on a plane with that baby! I recognize the inability to stop crying...
Lori Lancaster | October 2, 2009
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Jackie Mason | October 4, 2009
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Logical Operator
The creator of Funeratic, Scott Hardie, blogs about running this site, losing weight, and other passions including his wife Kelly, his friends, movies, gaming, and Florida. Read more »
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I love how MSNBC.com's new slogan is "A Fuller Spectrum of News," complete with online ads featuring brilliant rainbows, and yet their entire site design is plain white except for one strip of blue across the top. (link) If I didn't give up reading it years ago because the entertainment section is spoiler city, I'd give it up today because I can't stand to look at it. Go »Fuzzy Logic
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Kelly and I are home after a week on the road visiting family and friends in Illinois. I wish that we had more time to see more people, but I'm also glad that we got out of town before the sub-freezing temperatures returned. It was important to us to spend time with Kelly's father and brother since this was the first Christmas after her mother passed away, and most of the trip was spent just being a family. Go »Where the Hell I Have Been All Year, Part III
This is a long story of interest only to friends of mine and people who really want to spend fifteen minutes reading about my life, but I've been promising to reveal this secret for the better part of a year and the time has come: Kelly Lee and I were a couple again this past spring. I kept it secret because A) it was difficult to tell the friends who had supported me during her breakup that we were dating again and B) for the duration of the relationship I didn't know where it was going and I wanted to know this before I said anything. Anyway, this story is solely my point of view and may not be fair to hers. Go »
Scott Hardie | October 2, 2009
For the record, I like babies. But I also like sleeping between the hours of 3am and 6am.