Odds And Ends (Definitely Odds)
by Steve West on February 9, 2008

Strange and wonderful stuff.
Video of the week 1: Perfectville - Population 1
Nouvelle cuisine. Stuff a hamburger up your tailpipe. I understand that's an ancient Turkish curse.
The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks.
Video of the week 2: Star Wars Fights.
Stylish prom rides. Not my style but somebody enjoyed these rides. Although that tank is pretty cool.
Valentine's Bear for that special someone.
Valentine's shirt with a geeky twist.
Stand-up of the week: Josh Blue
Web Junkie
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Have a Nice Day!
I'd like to get a part-time job now that I'm retired but can't seem to find any long-lasting energy (Damn MS!). Brenda suggested being a Wal-Mart greeter. "That doesn't take a lot of energy," she remarked. Go »
Lost in Translation
Some ad slogans that had hilarious results when translated into other languages for international marketing. Go »
I'm Too Young To Be Old
All of this landscaping has taken a serious toll on my aged body, apparently. I actually had to take a day off from work to recover from an aching back. When younger (twenties), I could chop a load of firewood blah blah blah. Go »
You and Me, Albert
I just returned from an hour long wait at BestBuy to get a laptop we bought last week. I was there to retrieve it after the data transfer was completed by their Geek Squad. I stood in line watching four staff running around in circles helping one customer while me and six others in line watched stupefied. Go »
Passion
Recent conversation with Brenda: me: I've been thinking about our love life lately. Brenda: Have you been drinking? me: I think the best comparison would be to the cockroach. Go »