What Other Kitty Cats are as Good as You, the Bestest Kitty Cat in the Whole World, Yes You Are? | Tragic Comedy

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Six Replies to What Other Kitty Cats are as Good as You, the Bestest Kitty Cat in the Whole World, Yes You Are?

Anna Gregoline | January 27, 2008
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Scott Hardie | January 27, 2008
I dreamed that blog post and decided, why not write it.

Lori Lancaster | January 27, 2008
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Amy Austin | January 27, 2008
LOLOL -- I have a friend who is *constantly* saying this to/about his granddaughter, my dogs, whatever fits... he even sings it -- I can't believe I have to read it now, too!

Tony Peters | January 30, 2008
Ok I talk to my animals but there's a line and I think scott is living on the other side of it

Jackie Mason | January 31, 2008
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Logical Operator

The creator of Funeratic, Scott Hardie, blogs about running this site, losing weight, and other passions including his wife Kelly, his friends, movies, gaming, and Florida. Read more »

Fuzzy Logic

Headline: Britney Spears goes bald. I'm her publicist. My client has an album coming out soon. Go »

Mac Killed My Inner Child

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Trial of the Century

I served on my first jury last week, for the gripping case of the Walmart Protein Bar Bandit, accused of a $1.46 theft. Voir dire was oddly focused on whether grazing (eating groceries before you pay for them) was acceptable, whether eating protein right after a workout is important, and whether any of us had strong feelings about the Walmart corporation. Go »

Who's Got (Car) Trouble

I'm not even halfway through paying off my new car and already it's being towed to have the engine worked on, since it won't start tonight. It didn't deal well with Kelly's camping event last weekend, coming home with creaking suspension and broken power locks, and now this. He's hoping all four tires (just replaced in the spring) make it through GooCon this time. Go »

Música de la polca

"I had to chaperone the prom at the high school where I worked. Most of the kids at that school are Hispanic, so they got to choose the music. You'd think they'd want to listen to hip hop or techno or something cool. Go »

A Pet Peeve That's Actually About My Pet

How come I can't get through the grocery checkout lane without the clerk or the bagger commenting about how many cans of cat food I buy, which inevitably leads to questions about how many cats I own, how much I feed them, and why I need so many cans? Has nobody in this state heard of stocking up? For their information, I have one cat who eats two 3-oz cans of food a day, which is more than a typical cat but not unheard-of. Go »